100 tt support !

Anyone fancy doing support for me for the 100 next week ? Can use my Volvo it's just for wheels if I puncture and a bottle change and a kick in the bottom when I'm flagging. It would be handy if someone was free and would be really appreciated!
Cf

All busy?
No dramas unsupported heedy doon bottom up! Big breakfast !

Best offer=I'm only riding to complete the team-so-Linda is coming up(so she said last night)although god knows how we'll afford a B+B, anyway she does drive,but won't, so-I'm going to place her BEFORE the turn@50 miles-shout fit your sickin-and after the turn receive it.Thats all i'm getting,and it would be all you're getting.Ivan and Callum inclusive.I've barely touched the bike since the 50-knackered hip:pale:  and a big dose o feelin jiggert:sleep:  fae the experience-coupled wi bein heidhunted4a new job,diggin my last graves and general life,blah,blah. Oh,and if your goin to DNS-tell me,so that I've nae got to kill myself for nothing!

 Hi Pete, I will be floating aboot so could maybe hand you up a bottle if required.

Good man Pete I will be riding ! Not feeling the greatest this week never do week before , once numbers on it will all kick in min. A bottle at dead turn 50 miles is perfect that's all I will need min hopefully legs will sort themselves out for Sunday see you then min.
Heavy rain forecast!

 ok Callum i,ll get bottle on sunday morn.